I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he protected me through the whole game and even shot his own teammates but the greatest part is that when his friend called him a traitor he rolled his eyes and turned to me and apologized for his friend being “a total noob”





So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!



I would be proud of a brother that said ‘BOOMSHOT’ too

warning warning

The Dav’s choice of music this morning is IconaPop and I’m not sure how I fee about that esp because I haven’t slept in almost 24 hours

I also couldn’t post this on Facebook (I’m highly aware that of my 33 followers, perhaps 3.42 know what The Dav even is) but I just posted a status and we don’t want people thinking we’re THAT crazy, do we Mr. Mittens.

Wait, who’s Mr. Mittens?